..that silence isn't golden, it is deadly. You would think after three kids, a moment of silence would send me into panic mode to find my childre. But no, I still try to enjoy it, even though I know I will have to pay for it later.
A moment of silence here ultimately gives me either a child covered in puke, a child covered in poop, a child covered in marker, a child wasting enough shampoo and other toiletries to last us another week, a child eating an unknown substance, a child teetering on the verge of sudden death by hanging from the top bunk, a child about to tasting dish detergent, or my all time fave (and this was Keegan, remind him when he is older) a naked child decorating their nether regions with scotch tape and fingernail polish (red fingernail polish at that).
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WHAT? My kids have done all of the above... and yes, silence always accompanies.
However, we have yet to have the scotch tape incident and hope we never do... I'm thinking about putting the tape up with the Sharpies, sissors and knives. The tape thing sounds just horrifying.
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