Is there a Doctor on call?

In the last 15 minutes I have needed....

A Cardiologist: I was in the laundry room and called to Braden asking what Dayton was doing. His response "Walking outside" What?? Oh, he said he was LOOKING outside...whew much better.

Gastroenterologists: For the upset feeling in my belly, when I came downstairs from putting aforementioned laundry away, and found Dayton combing his hair with the toilet brush. Nice.

Neurologist: For when Dayton subsequently slipped and fell on the water that had dripped from the *gag* toilet brush, and Landed smack on the back of his head.

Cardiologist: For when I realized Braden was missing and found him 5 minutes alter petting the neighbors (not so friendly) dog down the hill.